Coca Cola owns my school

...so I may begin to rebel against what was essentially mother's milk for much of the first part of my life. Most positive memories I have of my childhood are tied to the memory of that sweet, sweet combination of corn syrup, carbonated water, caramel color, and the blood of union leaders.

But now, seeing that Coke is written on the side of every building, incorporated into every school event, and actually, paying my stipend by way of a former CEO donating all of the money to start the foundation that I work for, I feel increasingly compelled to rage against the Coke-stablishment.

Some reasons:

1/ That shit is really bad for you.

2/ Not only are the nice memories tied to coke-sumption, but so are the massive fucking holes in my molars.

3/ The weirdness of the oncampus coke-emon. Seriously, you won't find the Pepsi logo anywhere, unless you look at the no food and drink signs outside of computer labs, where they have the big X-out of soda, which happens to be a Pepsi. No man, I don't trust that at all.

Regarding the food blog, I've run into a bit of trouble, given my computer's intermittent death/revival/amnesia, I've lost the word document with this week of foods. I'm going to try to reconstruct it, but I can't be totally sure of its accuracy, starting Tuesday.

Monday August 18

Breakfast: Wendy's
Wendy’s Double Cheeseburger

Lunch: Subway
¾ Footlong Subway Chicken Breast Sandwich w/ Southwest Mayo

Bar #1: The Globe
Peanut Butter and Raspberry Jelly Sandwich
2 Bags of Potato Chips
3 Pints of Harp
1 “Adult Rootbeer Float” (presumably vodka & Schnapps)

Bar #2: The Hot Corner
1 Cup of Beer Cheese Soup
1 Bread and Butter Plate
1 Small Coffee
1 Irish Coffee

Around Midnight:

3 Spoonfulls of Peanutbutter

Tuesday August 19

Breakfast:

3 Egg Ommelette w/ provolone cheese
1 Glass Orange Juice

Don't remember much of the afternoon.

Dinner:

3 Slices of Roommate-made pizza w/ Pesto, Spinach, Feta, Provolone.

Wednesday August 20

This day is a Blur...

Items I remember being ashamed of:

1 12 oz Bag of Peanut Lover's Chex Mix.
1 12 oz Bag of Welch's Fruit Snacks.

Dinner:
2 Servings of Rotini with Ragu Chunky Red Sauce
1/2 Bottle of White Wine.

Thursday August 21

2 Terrapin Rye Beers
1 Fancy Pilsener

Late Night Subway:

1 6-inch Tuna Sandwich w/ cucumbers, tomatoes and mayo.

Friday August 22

Breakfast:
1 Bowl of Healthy Heart Bran Crunch w/ milk

Lunch:
1 Small Bowl of Spinach w/ Wasabi Vinagrette and Almonds
1 Handful of Almonds

Weakness:
1 Chick-Fil-A Deluxe Fried Chicken Sandwich

Cocktail Reception for Grad Students:

2 Slices of "Prime" Rib.
~5 Tortilla Chips
1 Table spoon of bean dip
1 Cup of M&M Trail Mix
1/2 Cold Chicken Nugget

Gradschool Afterparty:
2 Bud Lights
2 Shots Captain Morgan Special Reserve
2 Shots Ron Rico Pineapple Coconut Rum (little puke)
2 12 oz Pabst Blue Ribbons
1 16 oz Pabst Blue Ribbon

Drunk Foray into a 24 Hr Diner:
1 1/3 Pound Hamburger with Lettuce, Tomato, Mayo, Mustard, and Grilled Onions (fail)

Saturday August 23

1 Medium Iced Coffee

Lunch:
Coffee shop Veggie Wrap w/ Onions, Lettuce, Tomato, Hummus.
1 16 oz Black Tea

Dinner:

2 Red Party Cups Miller Light
3 12 oz Pabst Blue Ribbons
2 Shots Tequila (variety unknown)
1/2 Very mysterious Mixed Drink

Sunday August 24th
2 Handfulls of salted almonds
1 Cup of Morning Hearty Cereal w/ milk
2 Servings of Whole Wheat Rotini w/ Basil pasta sauce, spinach, greenpepper, Parmesan.
3 Steak Tacos w/ Tomato, Onion, Jicama, Green Salsa, Lime
1 20 oz Vanilla Italian Soda
1 Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.
1 Glass of Milk w/ Nesquick Chocolate not all the way stirred in.

Monday August 25th

1 Bowl Morning Harvest Cereal With Milk.
16 oz Coffee
12 oz Minute Maid Orange Juice
~20 oz of Japanese Green Tea
7 Various Sushi Pieces (from what I could tell: Salmon, Squid, Eel, Tuna, Whitefish, ?, ?)
1 Dragon Roll
1 Fried Lobster Piece
2 Unknowns
1 Small bowl of Miso Soup
1 Scoop of Red Bean Ice Cream

Late Night:
1 Serving Cold Leftovers of the Spinach/Pepper/Pasta Medley

-Very Very Bad Kevin

ps. Very Bad