I don't want...

...Michael Cera to be the star of the new Scott Pilgrim movie.

I fuckin hate Michael Cera.

...hate him.

-kevpilgrim

Apparently, summer is...

...warm, wet, and slow, here in athens.

it's also full of greenery. i am currently in possession of more leafy greens than i could ever eat in the time before they spoil that were given to me for being a farmer's market volunteer. it's really unnerving. i wish all of you that still read this (maybe down to 2? 1? c'mon internet strangers, start reading!) were here. i'd make an enormous salad that we'd all share. i'd coat it in my homemade balsamic vinaigrette. a quarter of you would gag. it would be in a field. full of picnic tables. Jeb Bolan would play his guitar. we might play croquet. man. that is a happy thought.

i am very glad i thought to write in my blog about the amount of arugula that is in my refrigerator. somehow, it transported me to an amazing picnicland!

hurray for the bright confines of your brain.

-kevmagination.

ps. shop at farmers markets. they are fucking sweet.

From Houston Rockets Small Forward Ron Artest's Most Recent Post-game interview....

...."Five-dollar foot-long is one of the best songs. That's a hot song. You've got the freecreditreport.com and then 'Five-dollar Foot-long' comes on. When 'Five-dollar Foot-long' comes on, they should play that in the club. They should play all those songs in the club"

I am increasingly fond of Ron Artest.

-kevdollarfootlong

Conspicuous Consumption...

...makes me so fucking mad.

-kevsume til you puke.