My adoring fans must be sincerely dissapointed.

Alright. So.

Conspicuous absence is the way I start off kevtronics....BAM! Sorry about that, I know that a couple of you...well, the couple of people that read this...have been asking about why no posts. Cause I been busy. There's a draft saved that I'll complete, there's also a New Year's post that's been worked out (see: up) in my head. Those will be up shortly.

Mean time, welcome to my favorite nickname and new blog. I've decided it will not be about what I have done recently. Because fuck you that's private.

It will probably be about stuff that occurs to me. Because fuck you I'matell you even if you wish I would keep it private.

Now, in total contradiction of what I just wrote, here's what's kept me from writing "blog" "posts" (is this internet "slanguage" appropriate?)

Well, first, the reason that I'm writing this in the, first, place is because I'm drinking Turning Leaf White Zinfandale (special reserve) year 2006* straight from the bottle. Notice that typos are absent from the post. Instead, my use of written language just gets weirder than it already is. I find it amusing. You probably don't...see paragraphs 3 and 4 for the appropriate inappropriate suggestion.

*4.96 at the Kansas City Airport Wal-Mart

So, over the course of the last little while I've driven (not flown...very, very different) to:

Minneapolis, MN
Davenport, IA
Minneapolis, MN
Manhattan, KS
Odessa, TX
Clovis, NM
Odessa, TX
Manhattan, KS
Minneapolis, MN
Manhattan, KS
Odessa, TX
Kansas City, MO
Manhattan, KS

What was I thinking? I have no idea.

That was the introduction to my new blog address. Apparently I am a drunken driver. Also, the old site was more conducive to entertaining writing. Fuck.

Fuck,

-Kevene