Witness Colin. We met when he played Ultimate for one year at the University of Minnesota (he subsequently transferred back to Michigan, which he seems to like a lot). He has had several hundred frisbees printed with his face and signature on them. I also own a t-shirt, a pint glass, and a coaster (it goes with the pint glass) bearing the same
portrait. (I was gonna put a jpg of it up here, but apparently he has yet to brand the internet.)
Colin graduated from Michigan and is now a full-grown lawyer. He'll start making money soon. I think he may be the evil kind of lawyer, but that's ok. (Note: he may not be the evil kind of lawyer, I just like to pretend that I'm sure he is...makes for more interesting reading).
Colin is a special sort of egomaniac. I mean he's really quite lovable. If you've never met a lovable egomaniac, you're missing out.
As one of the perks of his job doing evil, they apparently give him a butt-ton of paid vacay (in advance even!). Most people would use this time to either a/ cleanse their conscience by giving whales mouth-to-mouth or something or b/ drink away their guilt. Not Colin. Colin has chosen instead to do a national tour of Cedar Point affiliated theme parks, winning stuffed animals and eating ice cream.
Proof:
You can read about it:
here.
I fuckn' love Colin. I fuckn' love you guys, too.
Fuckn' right,
-kevomaniac
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