Yeah. Lame title (thanks, Nas). But that shit has become REAL.
Signed a lease on an apartment. It's small. And expensive. BUT.
It has a huuuuge yard. Which is RAD.
It's down the street from a place that has a $3.50 falafel sandwich. And some banks. And something called the 'pillow cafe'.
It would appear I will be able to access both morning and night drinks. FAB, RIGHT?
Thought I would post some pictures of it. They are below.
Finally. Shoutout to Will, Jeff, Devin, and Melissa for making "suckin dick and cleaning house" this year's "kickin ass and taking names."
Also shoutout to them for pointing out that 'shoutouts' are even something I can do. SHOUTOUT.
-kevinewyorkcityerwhatevs